Why do I even try?

Just gave Aaron a bath.  He smelled.  I sat there and watched him the entire time, making sure he didn't dump any bath products out.  I washed him up, put a towel on him.  While he was drying off I decided to wash my face and take my contacts out.  All I did was wash my face and take my contacts out.  A couple of minutes.  I walk out of my bathroom to hear the outside hose running.  I go outside and there is Aaron, with the hose in the sandbox/mud pit (because there is no more sand in the box)--covered in mud.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  His hair was still wet from his bath!  On the positive side--he had a shirt and underwear on--so yay for progress!